TBBI 

Think your pet has elite toe beans worthy of official investigation?

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Submit them to BBI — The Bean Bureau of Investigation for:

✔️ Bean Symmetry Analysis
✔️ Squish Factor Assessment
✔️ Frito Index Testing
✔️ Fluff-to-Bean Ratio
✔️ Pad Condition Review
✔️ Personality Bonus Evaluation
(Yes, this is a real system. No, we’re not well.)

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To submit your pet’s beans:

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Please send the following evidence for official review:

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Pet’s name, age, species, personality description, nicknames, and anything cool you want to tell us about them

Your Instagram/TikTok handle for tagging as well as your pets ( yes this is a thing – and we are here for it)

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Bean Analysis:

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• Close-up toe bean photos (1–2 images)

• Full-body mugshot of the suspect

 

Bite Analysis:

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• Teef photo for bite analysis

• Any Photos of the chewed item (for crime documentation)

 

Submit via:
link to email

 

 

2. DM or tag us @TBBI on TikTok or Instagram

We’ll review your case, file it in the Bean Database, and assign an official BBI Score™.

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3. Watch for your Case File on TiKTok and Instagram @TBBIofficial

Featuring your pet’s mugshot, bean rating, and official notes from our elite agents.

BBI is raising awareness (and low-key funding) for the FetchHelp safety app — so every bean submitted helps support the mission.

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Let’s see those paws, citizens.
Frito foot fetish. Zero shame.
Case submissions now open.

🐾🫘 Paws for a Cause